Here is the low down data on who of our
team looks after what on this website:
Gwyll (above)- Gwyll shakes a leg and
reports for the Game Boy emulation section. He's got a rusted sense of
humor, a kinda addiction to the Game Boy, he loves those 'low-tech' games
like Pokemon and others. He only updates his section once a week though.
Ratsbit (above)- A NES freak, totally
addicted to the NES. He just loves those games and will not stop playing
them for anything, the average person that interrupts him from his game
gets two black eyes, a fractured skull and a broken neck. But see, I, Augo
have a way of dealing with him so he will report for Excite Emulation.
First I get his 'priceless' original release, mint condition, NES cartridge
of Zelda. Then (to be on the safe side) I get my hand gun from it's secret
place, then I visit Ratsbit's room, sure enough, there he is playing the
NES. I threaten to destroy his precious copy of Zelda, and I point the
gun at him and utter "None of your funny stuff, Ratsbit." I hand him a
keyboard, and I guess he types his thoughts on NES emulation. But because
of his common tendency to rip my throat out, I only do this about once
a month, so I only get an update from him once a month. Damm! Oh, I forgot
to tell you that Ratsbit suffers from a mental disorder, but we can't get
him anywhere near treatment, except the medicine, I prescribed it myself,
I call it "Turps", it keeps him quiet and content.
Ethan (above)-Ethan's brain isn't fried
like Gwyll's and Rasbit's, he only got his position because, Gwyll bribed
him not to choose the Game Boy as his section, and Ratsbit almost destroyed
Ethan's chances of having a family when Ethan suggested that he lift the
strain off Ratsbit and do NES for him. So Ethan here looks after the Sega
Genesis emulation pages. He doesn't share a crazy love for games, sure
he loves games but he doesn't let them rule his life. He concentrates on
his exams and doing well in life. But he does like RPGs, this is bad news
for him because there are not too many Sega RPGs out there, which in turn
makes my life considerably more dangerous. He might try and steal my SNES
section. He is a practical person, like myself I like to think.
Augo (above)-Hi, this is me. I control
this site. I love games, specially SNES ones. I report for the SNES, Emulator
and News pages. I take care of site design, updates, uploading, servers,
HTML and stuff like that. I'm a computer buff, I like that stuff, I make
sure that Ratsbit completes his NES reviews, I take email to Gwyll, Cheer
up Ethan, give Ratsbit his medicine and generally keep this site running.
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